alphaidiot:

manafromheaven:

dr-vblschrf:

snowkhione:

kaolinsghost:

explodeyfaces:

satanwearingcrocs:

GO TELL GRANDPA

IT’S 

BACK

YES

JESUS CHRIST

OMG HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS

tHIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY TO ME /wheezing

OH MY GOD

Alright, who the fuck wants to roleplay?

damyoulen:

what if you could buy batter dakimakuras

oswin-oh:

unicorn-vomit:

b-lk:

pass the olive garden breadstick to your followers 

when you’re here you’re family

but i thought tumblr was supposed to take me to an actual Italian restaurant

adolescenceisabitch:

dailydoseofdowney:

consultingsuperhusbands:

sketchlock:

When is a car commercial not a car commercial? 

 When it’s this commercial and it stars several versions of Robert Downey Jr.

Shhhh. Just press play and don’t turn back.

Super-weird. 

This should be the apocalypse. Millions of Robert Downey Jrs running around and making us swoon uncontrollably.
If you don’t agree, you’re wrong.

This is so great. Press play now.

askthechimera:

cthulhupeelz:

Yellow.

I feel like a threat fr picking that. I have numerous people I’d happily put into a Coma.

Blue. I have always wanted to be able to teleport.

Red, because I’ve never really been able to run or be strong. And maybe if I had that power I’d be cured of my various sicknesses.

Why can’t we just be,

done with this silly argument?

It’s not you…

It’s me.

just let me be a boy

hot damn

fenneceeveerules:

i can’t believe Zacharie bought tumblr

Man I want a penis

that would be so cool

cadaverousgallant:

pacolind:

        I was playing Minecraft, and I decided to go north with no materials other than the items i already had in pockets. For two REAL days I have spent my time going nothing but north. I eventually reached an ocean and I jumped in and swam…and swam… I was running out of food and just as i was about to give up and drown myself, i stumbled upon the most amazing thing i have ever seen. An island of 1 block sticking out of the ocean with a red rose resting on top. Against all odds, that one rose grew on that one block. This has given me hope, and i must believe that against all odds, I too can live on. I must keep going.

that was the most inspiring thing i’ve ever read

nomellamesfriki:

Qué será será….

buffpapijohn:

for kiev